Kim Jong Il invades (in his own words)

[themattcurtis]

Now doom on them! As an artirrery barrage from my brand new 2s3 152mm howitzers starts browing the riving hell out of the ROK positions. Boo de hoo hoo hoo.

That stupid LAW team that killed my armored car tries to run for it, only to get mowed down by machine gun fire from an advancing corumn of M-1985, Type 59 and T-62M main battle tanks comin’ down that road.

But that’s where everything goes to pieces, because the infantry squads immediately behind that position get all pissy watching their friends get chopped into hamburger and pop smoke, obscuring our rine of sight down the highway. THEN they start ambushing my tanks as they try to advance.