Why Kailasa, Bandar Log, and Patala NEVER WIN

llamabeast · #1 November 7th, 2007, 09:28 AM

Lord_Bob, I will play you one-on-one, Bandar Log against Ulm if you want. Would be fun. Are you up for it?

Lord_Bob · #2 November 7th, 2007, 10:47 AM

I just checked MA Ulm's PD. Looks like Mr. Nerf Boy has been at it again. I get 1/2 Infrantry of Ulm per point and 1/2 Crossbowman per point. 10 WHOLE GOLD per point. Yes, that's 10 GOLD of unit. 10 WHOLE GOLD. OH. MY. GOD. SO POWERFULL. A useless arbalest and an Infrantry of Ulm who will pass out rapidly. It is not QUITE as pathetic as monkey PD, but it is quite pathetic. Oh, I also only get one TEN GOLD unit past 20.

And no, the fact that Ulm, which has the weakest results of the entire game also has fairly nerfed PD doesn't prove me wrong. I would like to say that MA Ulm PD is BARELY adequate. BARELY. MARGINALLY. But combined with the other failing of MA Ulm, it is not surprising at all that they never win. How is MA Ulm going to deal with raiding?

llamabeast · #3 November 7th, 2007, 10:56 AM

Alright. How about Man vs Bandar Log. Would you play that?

Shovah32 · #4 November 7th, 2007, 12:33 PM

I should be able to play against you in the next few hours if you're up for it.
Pick your nation and I'll play with whatever monkey nation you want.
I'm guessing standard settings? What map?

Also note that I have almost no monkey experience.

Sombre · #5 November 7th, 2007, 12:44 PM

This guy is hilarious. Say something about Abysia's old age problems!

Meglobob · #6 November 7th, 2007, 12:48 PM

I will, I HATE LATE WINTER PLAYING ABYSIA!

All my mages just became feebleminded!

Damn, even those monkeys could beat me now...

Jurri · #7 November 7th, 2007, 01:36 PM

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Meglobob said:
Damn, even those monkeys could beat me now...

What's that you say? That sounds like an invitation to me!

Shovah32 · #8 November 7th, 2007, 12:48 PM

Abysia doesn't have age problems. Its mages are spring chickens.

thejeff · #9 November 7th, 2007, 12:54 PM

No that's Mictlan. And they're turkeys, not chickens...

Lord_Bob · #10 November 7th, 2007, 01:38 PM

MA Bandar Log VS. MA Man. I need a little work on my pretender and you'll probably want to work on your white monkey bless.

I'll be able to play you tommorrow. Send me information on how to connect. I would prefer a 35 province rectangular map, but don't want to spend the time to make one.