Urapara - [finished - Abysia + TC win]

[spacht]

That is the way I like it. Beset by foes from all directions with no chance of escape. But I can assure you that Shinuyama won't go down quietly and that you are right to fear us.

Onward to death and glory!

[spacht]

It seems that there are some misconceptions that need clarifying. We, the Bakemono of Shinuyama, have been called demons by some of you. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Yes, our nation was ruled by demons in an earlier age. But we have overthrown them and replaced their oppressive regime with an oppressive regime of our own.

Yet our god will not hesitate to call on the power of the banished demons in defense of our nation. Let this be a warning to you all.

[DonCorazon]

Ulm warriors meet army of Shinuyama.
Fat trolls, ancient wizards, stinky goblins, and coward archers.
Kill many of Grom’s sons.
Shinuyama attack shores of Ulm with crazy fish men with water bowl heads.

Now Grom angry.

[spacht]

Those fat trolls, ancient wizards, stinky goblins and coward archers were just desperately defending their homes against the invading barbarian hordes of Ulm.

[DonCorazon]

Trespassing on Ulmish burial grounds. Didn't they see the sign?

And before that, what is Shinuyama's excuse for the freaky seamen surrounding Ulm's coastline - they were just enjoying our tropical beaches?

[spacht]

Ulmish burial grounds, that's what they are about to become.

[DonCorazon]

Ha ha.
Troll fat makes good soap for Ulmish warriors to clean their codplates.

Er...I hope you don't know something I don't as I am still at work and haven't seen the most recent turn...