Urapara - [finished - Abysia + TC win]

[spacht]

It seems that there are some misconceptions that need clarifying. We, the Bakemono of Shinuyama, have been called demons by some of you. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Yes, our nation was ruled by demons in an earlier age. But we have overthrown them and replaced their oppressive regime with an oppressive regime of our own.

Yet our god will not hesitate to call on the power of the banished demons in defense of our nation. Let this be a warning to you all.

[DonCorazon]

Ulm warriors meet army of Shinuyama.
Fat trolls, ancient wizards, stinky goblins, and coward archers.
Kill many of Grom’s sons.
Shinuyama attack shores of Ulm with crazy fish men with water bowl heads.

Now Grom angry.

[spacht]

Those fat trolls, ancient wizards, stinky goblins and coward archers were just desperately defending their homes against the invading barbarian hordes of Ulm.

[DonCorazon]

Trespassing on Ulmish burial grounds. Didn't they see the sign?

And before that, what is Shinuyama's excuse for the freaky seamen surrounding Ulm's coastline - they were just enjoying our tropical beaches?

[spacht]

Ulmish burial grounds, that's what they are about to become.

[DonCorazon]

Ha ha.
Troll fat makes good soap for Ulmish warriors to clean their codplates.

Er...I hope you don't know something I don't as I am still at work and haven't seen the most recent turn...

[HJFudge]

Update from the Scaled Ones.

This month sees C'tis Troops making a valiant assault into one of Man's border forts. As they prepared themselves for battle, an army from Man, seeking to reinforce their wicked comrades, desperately strikes at the rear of the Holy Army's line. Though losing many brave souls, the attack is smashed and almost 100% of the enemy is killed. What few remain cowardly retreat back to their foul lands.

In the north, tensions mount as Man's presence grows large. New recruits are being sent daily to bolster the borderlands, and several spies attempting to cross over onto C'tis territory have been caught and...dealt with.

The Ctis urges peace between the warring factions of Ulm, Bandar Log and Shinuyama and hope they can learn to live in harmony, and that they trade their swords for plowshares.