Game: Dawn of War

[Tequilich]

Lingchih said:
Man, I just can't play R'lyeh. This is two mp games in a row now that I have been trashed by Oceania, and now by Atlantis. Is anyone giving "How to play MA R'lyeh" lessons? I'll be sure to sign up.

Ive never played Rlyeh but it seems you should take magic scales to make your mind blasts more effective.

[Lingchih]

Yes, I did take magic scales. I have read the R'yleh faq. I did forget to take cold, which probably hurt me a lot. Ahh well, it's immaterial now... I'll be dead in 3-4 turns. Chalk it up to experience I guess.

[Tequilich]

Lingchih said:
Yes, I did take magic scales. I have read the R'yleh faq. I did forget to take cold, which probably hurt me a lot. Ahh well, it's immaterial now... I'll be dead in 3-4 turns. Chalk it up to experience I guess.

Hmmm.... How much magic scale did you take? Because in all your domain I do not read any magic scales. Just 1 order and 1 productivity.

[Ubercat]

First blood went to Ulm!

The incredible, fearsome horde of 40 Jotunheimian Shamblers that had Tag Klatu shaking in his shoes for so long tried a raid of Ulms vital, precious sea zone and were driven off by the flimsy, vulnerable 120+ defenders!

Yes. Ulm's territory is still secure. For now. He'd best watch his borders carefully, though. I saw some dangerous looking arctic foxes in some bushes. They probably work for the giants!

NonBias - Your trusty reporter from the war zone.

[Rytek]

Nice try with the propaganda, Argatha. You ignored our 3 turn NAP and attacked me with no provocation. Too bad my knights of Avalon squashed your pathetic elephant army at your second attack point. While your siege at my swamp fort in the winter time was ill advised as well. You lost your entire army trying to take it while the forces of man lost...1. Next time try not to fight your cold blooded Argathanians in a swamp during the winter. Or your 30+ hit point guys will just tire and lose to my 1hp bugs again.

[Ubercat]

So not only is Folket dishonorable and dishonest, but he's also a cheating Sack of S**t. Did he really think that attacking my capital with 4 spies in one turn to burn up my gems was a valid tactic?

It's not bad enough that he claims to want a NAP while trying to goad me into war (massively insulting my intelligence in the process), but he also has to cheat?

Will you be proud of a victory, Folket? If you win, will you be able to look in the mirror and say "I won fair and square because I was the better player."? You must be about twelve years old.

-Ubercat

[Edi]

Ubercat said:
So not only is Folket dishonorable and dishonest, but he's also a cheating Sack of S**t. Did he really think that attacking my capital with 4 spies in one turn to burn up my gems was a valid tactic?

It's not bad enough that he claims to want a NAP while trying to goad me into war (massively insulting my intelligence in the process), but he also has to cheat?

Will you be proud of a victory, Folket? If you win, will you be able to look in the mirror and say "I won fair and square because I was the better player."? You must be about twelve years old, Troll.

-Ubercat

Right. That will be enough. This sort of language has no place on the forum and the personal attacks and accusations against a fellow forumer rather than lambasting his nation in the context of the game are totally unacceptable. If you're unable to conduct yourself appropriately on the forum, then keep your mouth shut. I will not bother to issue a second warning. Since I don't actually have direct mod powers here, any further lapses brought to my attention will involve incantations known to summon beings called Administrators, who generally do not like being disturbed for trivial reasons.

Is that clear?

[Reverend Zombie]

Ubercat said:
Did he really think that attacking my capital with 4 spies in one turn to burn up my gems was a valid tactic?

I didn't think your mages would use gems if attacked by a small force, so am a bit surprised this worked against you.