Ha! The "misguided warmongering followers of Ulm" needs to visit the game thread more often, and we can attest to the fact that the "peaceful, innocent winged folk of Caelum" sitting atop their mountain have cracked more than teeth. Two legs and and an eye to be exact
The Ulmish people are a tranquil lot, in fact we have a meditative mantra. It goes a little something like this.
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!