Forseti (Started)

[Cerlin]

Wow, Ulms troops hit hard! While my magic does rape their troops, their weapons rape my troops. :O

I obviously need more magic but damn, that was an impressive battle ulm! :O

[Whollaborg]

We are happy to announce that main eunuch of the Tien Chi is a learner, now he got two province defences to 50+

Sorry to have breached one of those two with losses of 16 men against TC's 40 dead who were part of their's now scattered 70-strong patroller army. Let's see if we can bring the war on their soil and bag the fortified city [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon35.gif[/img] eunuchs build on top of a mountain (strange?)...

Zhukov

[vfb]

Mictlan is pleased to declare that the Mictlan Foreign Legion is now temporarily assuming responsibilities for administering the provincial government of Wick's Neck.

We are there to provide escort to our traveling salesmen, who have the following items for sale:

Hunter's Knife
Hammer of the Mountains
Halberd of Might

Bidding starts at 5 gems (any type, pearls or slaves are okay too) each, PM vfb with your bid if you are interested.

[Reverend Zombie]

I will be away from the internet on Saturday--could we add 24 hours to the host interval, please?

[Aethyr]

Reverend Zombie said:
I will be away from the internet on Saturday--could we add 24 hours to the host interval, please?

OK hosting for turn 25 will be postponed for 24 hours.

[Cor2]

Ulm we are coming for you! Sick monsters.

[Aethyr]

Hey guys,

I've been knocked out of this game thanks to Parcelt's brutal efficiency. I'm willing to monitor and continue w/ the admin duties as necessary, but would appreciate it very much if someone would be willing to take over for me. I need to lighten my load a bit and this seems a logical way to do so.

If you are willing and able, please PM me and I'll give you the details. Thanks

[Cor2]

Aethyr, I try to take over, PM coming.

[vfb]

The God of all gods, lord of the heavens, and true power behind all events (the RNG) has punished Mictlan for our mercenary actions. The poor people of Wick's Neck were both invaded by villains and struck by a plague, all in one month.

In other news, Mictlan seeks Earth gems. We will trade one-to-one Fire gems or Nature gems in return.

[IndyPendant]

To vfb: Heh. Wow. I...didn't know whether to scowl or grin when I first saw you attack Wick's Neck! I've finally decided to applaud your opportunism, and the fact that justice of a sort has been served without any intervention on my part is funny. ; ) Enjoy the province while you have it.

To Whollaborg: Scorched earth, you scumbag. See option 1. I cannot stop your army. I made a number of mistakes this game--not least of them trying to deal honestly and fairly with a filthy, scheming thug like you. But still, I am a relative n00b to MP in general, and each lying manipulative prick I meet makes me wiser. Unfortunately, my No Indies mod keeps me from scorching as much earth as I would like to; still, anything and everything I can do to reduce your gains from your victory will be done. Anything at all.

To everyone else: all NAPs with T'ien Ch'i are hereby nullified. Do as you will, and do it before Man does. A warning though: do not trust Whollaborg, ever. He will use pretty words and promise anything he thinks you will swallow, to let him sneak around behind you. Then, when he judges the timing right, regardless of what he has said in the past or what agreements he has made with you, he will bend you over and ram it up. I won't belabour this point, as I don't want to take away from the other players' fun--just be very, very careful to remember what happened to me.

My advice, if anyone is interested, is to attack Man now (those who are able), while his armies are occupied conquering my provinces. He cannot afford to ignore me, because I intend to stay in the game for as long as I can do him the slightest harm, and if he eases off on me I will be all over him again with whatever I have left.

And may the best man win! (A safe toast, since that excludes Whollaborg.)

--IndyPendant.