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[reinselc]

Abysia has is happy to announce it has ratified non-aggression pacts with Lanka and Tien Chi.

And I guess relations with Ulm and Caelum aren't too great. Of course its only a war of words right now and hopefully will stay as such for quite a while.

We are in discussion with several other major powers to complete NAP negotiations before any misunderstandings break out.

[ComTrav]

Yes, no misunderstandings, NAPs for everyone!

After all, I would hate to destroy several other nations and win the game. Why, that would be a tragedy =).

[fantasma]

What's that noise outside?

Lord, there is a huge group of, hmm, followers that ask for an audience. They say, they are zealots eager to join us in our campaign.

Great, so give them quarters!

But, sir, they, hmm, are, hmm, mostly eating our supplies. Their equipment is, hmm, not our standard, their morale poor, and their braveness ...

Well, wasn't there some cavalry you were worrying about? See, send them in to test (or taste) their lances! Their faith shall protect them!

[chrispedersen]

(Fling! Flomp!)

The abysmal ambassador is seen leaving the demon capitol with the latest in fashionable headgear- an impaled monkey adorning his helmets horns.

The sweet aroma of barbecued monkey.. trailing in his midst.

NAP? Which silly monkey agreed to a nap?

[reinselc]

Excellent.....friends? We fire people don't need treaties anyway. The paper burns too quickly.

[fantasma]

Since Caelum didn't send a turn yet, I postponed it by 2 hours. It's sunday morning (here, at least) after all, and staling is the least fun, I think.

ComTrav - or anybody - if you think you will not be able to submit turns in time, please tell us in advance.

[Hully]

That's fine by me, thanks for posting.

Hully