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April 1st, 2008, 11:32 PM
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Re: Cyclops
Well, my castle is all I have left. I think I will try to defend it.
And why the fraidy cat move of just massing on my border? Bring them on in. Larry thirsts for blood.
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April 2nd, 2008, 12:44 AM
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Abysia LIES
The giants of Niefelheim think the nations of this world should know that Abysia is not to be trusted. They have invaded our lands with absolutely no warning despite our having negotiated a NAP-3 nearly a year ago. Do not trust these foul demons. If any nation feels that those who develop diplomatic relations in bad faith should be punished, we urge you to help us crush the foul demons of Abysia.
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April 2nd, 2008, 01:49 AM
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Re: Need (clean) earth boots
The Prophet of Mictlan looked down at the 9th set of boots before him. Like the previous 8 sets he had tried on, they were large, stained with blood, and mind-shatteringly odoriferous.
"No. I'm not trying on another pair."
"But sir, these were the boots we recovered from the slain Argathan mages. Any one of them could be the Earth Boots that we seek. With a pair of those boots, we could open up entirely new fields of magical research. It would revolutionize our infantry combat, and"
"No! I'm not putting my feet in another one of the Argathan cesspools. Send out another wave of messengers. Send them to Marveni, Oceania, Tien Chi, even the duplicitous Abysians. Let them know that we seek Earth Boots. I don't care about the cost. Just make sure...just make sure that they are clean."
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April 2nd, 2008, 02:21 AM
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Re: Abysia LIES
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Xavier said:
The giants of Niefelheim think the nations of this world should know that Abysia is not to be trusted. They have invaded our lands with absolutely no warning despite our having negotiated a NAP-3 nearly a year ago. Do not trust these foul demons. If any nation feels that those who develop diplomatic relations in bad faith should be punished, we urge you to help us crush the foul demons of Abysia.
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Abysia, as one of your neighbors with whom you have signed a NAP, Vanheim is curious what your thoughts are on these charges.
While it is true we ourselves are a bunch of unwashed, hairy, bloodthirsty berserkers, we do comply with our NAPs but now wonder how much faith we should be putting in some of them.
- Vanheim, We Do Not Sow
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April 2nd, 2008, 09:50 PM
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Niefelheim LIES
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Xavier said:
The giants of Niefelheim think the nations of this world should know that Abysia is not to be trusted. They have invaded our lands with absolutely no warning despite our having negotiated a NAP-3 nearly a year ago. Do not trust these foul demons. If any nation feels that those who develop diplomatic relations in bad faith should be punished, we urge you to help us crush the foul demons of Abysia.
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This is an outrageous baldfaced lie! We did not sign a NAP. Niefelheim offered one, we did not respond. |
April 2nd, 2008, 10:16 PM
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Re: Niefelheim LIES
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Xavier said:
The giants of Niefelheim think the nations of this world should know that Abysia is not to be trusted. They have invaded our lands with absolutely no warning despite our having negotiated a NAP-3 nearly a year ago. Do not trust these foul demons. If any nation feels that those who develop diplomatic relations in bad faith should be punished, we urge you to help us crush the foul demons of Abysia.
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This is an outrageous baldfaced lie! We did not sign a NAP. Niefelheim offered one, we did not respond.
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April 2nd, 2008, 10:33 PM
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Someone LIES (or DELUDES THEMSELVES)
Vanheim recommends trial by warfare. Let the Gods decide. The victorious nation will be the one who was lying. Innocence can only be proven by defeat.
- Vanheim, We Do Not Build
See, we really need those skull mentors to come up with more edumacated solutions.
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April 2nd, 2008, 11:02 PM
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Re: Someone LIES (or DELUDES THEMSELVES)
Lame lame lame. It says I staled last turn, all that work down the drain.
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BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH NEXT TURN.
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April 3rd, 2008, 12:24 AM
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Re: Niefelheim LIES
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I knew I smelled popcorn. Can we have some? This is hungry work, patrolling this province.
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April 3rd, 2008, 01:05 AM
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Second Lieutenant
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Re: Niefelheim LIES
It looks like it was a good month for the giants. My scouts sent this engraving back from the front lines:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/4...182cbf070d.jpg
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