Forseti (Started)

[Cor2]

Arthur needs to lay off the dust or virgins or whatever it is that mummies eat. Its more like Arthur of the Rotund Table.

[FAJ]

I need cliff notes for this!

Bandar Log is sitting between the two powerhouses, and I am fairly certain if I make a move on either of them, I will be swallowed whole. I am in the stone age compared to these guys.

How about I break all of my agreements and just wait for one of them to attack me?

[Cor2]

Haha. Man sent a SC golem against a pd10 province and one of my heroic Jotun militia units knocked its head clean off. It got feeble minded mute and blind all at once. I LOLed. I have never seen this happen before.

[Cerlin]

Hey All! Im sorry if some of my participation has been somewhat quiet lately. I am in a similar position as FAJ and it is somewhat dangerous. This game is also one my my first that I have made it so far into the game. So I am surprised myself and I honestly didnt have a long term strategy. So now I am feeling the affect of that. I have learned a lot though and I am still enjoying myself! and the fact me and Cor2 won the war verses Ulm at all was fun.

This is not me giving up or anything, just letting you all know that I live.

[FAJ]

How many of us smaller, obscure nations are left? We should join forces and rise up out of nowhere and sucker-punch somebody!

[Whollaborg]

Bandar Log,

Your scouting marakattas are somewhat lazy we pressume.

Everyone else is trying gangbang the man. We have been sneak attacked by Mictlan, Jotunheim, R'lyeh and this means without declaration of war as we didn't have a non-agression pact. We had a non-agression pact with the Agartha. But now they have cowardly broken their oath without agreed forewarning of three turns. The miserable bastard pretender of this lowly nation will now face the fury of man as the oathbreakers have always been the cum of this world!

Mictlan has tartarians, icedevils, djinn, gargoyle and a thousand strong terrible armies runnining wild in the man's land and headed by the Smaug herself they are besieging our fortress that strategically rules the former Tien Chi land, which is now occupied by the Mictlan. Mictlan owns uncotested western continent.

R'lyeh is making hordes of gems under all waves of the world.

All of Southern continent is divided by the thickskulled giants and miserable oathbreakers the Agartha who's name is hereby cursed to eternity. Such is the disgrace their foolish leaderhip has brought into the very soul of the cavedwellers.

Three nations have gathered to make the pretender of Mictlan, the birdie Smaug, the only god who will surely banish those slave minded pretenders who all have defacto allied with überstrong Mictlan and thus are hastening their own downfall.

We would like to invite you, Mighty Bandar Log to join in this cataclysmic fight against the Mictlan. We cannot promise you victory as the armies that are splashing against the walls of the erect towers of man are many indeed and mighty is the income of magical gems that our enemies benefit each month. Only the glory resists and our dim hope is your swift and merciless occupation of the eastern provinces that spam the world with unholly and bloody Mictlan hordes. Man will fight 1000 Mictlan blessed troops in the Former Tien Chi land and our own capital! Man will fight against abominations of R'lyeh from under the waves! Man will fight against the Jotuns, whose obelisk Pretender was nearly destroyed if our golem wouldn't accidently had dropped he's head (damn)! Man will fight against the oathbreakers, the cursed nation of Agartha!

Let's see if the glory in the letters of the word Bandar Log will burst into flames to write their mark into the Pages of History or will the Bandar Log go gently down, without a fight.

Now decide in the name of Glory!

Zhukov of the Man

[FAJ]

That is pretty effective rhetoric, and monkeys are easily swayed. I really don't like it when people gang up on a player, even if he is one of the top 2.

The problem is, if I get into a war with Mictlan, it would be against the entire alliance which is against you as well. If they sectioned even a small portion of their forces away from you, to attack me, I would be overwhelmed for certain.

Like Agartha, I have no late-game strategy, because I didn't expect to live so long. It is my first time with Bandarlog and I don't really have a cohesive strategy. I put all my research into paths just to test out the unique summons and get a feel for what the Bandar have to offer, but I am without a real battle plan.

Helping you may even backfire, as Mictlan would usurp all of my lands and become even more powerful and have more access to you.

Either way, I break all my Agreements now, and I will decide which one of you gets to kill me when the agreed turn limit is up. In the meanwhile, I suggest you buy a "Cooking with monkey meat" cookbook, because you will have a lot of of it, and monkey spoils quickly!