Can anyone here sing?

[dogscoff]

quote:

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is obsessional even a word?

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It is now

[dogscoff]

Another one, this time to the tune of Monty Python's Eric the Half-a-bee song.
(On a bit of a Python splurge lately. Ought to cut down a little.)


A one, two. A one, two, three, four...

{Spoken}

Half an EEE, philosophically,
Must, ipso-facto, half not be.
But since an EEE is energy,
It can't be measured countably. D'you see?

So can an EEE be said to be
Or not to be an entire EEE
When half the EEE is not an EEE
Due to some ancient injury?

{Singing}

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half an EEE.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half an EEE.

Does this wretched demi-EEE,
This non-corporeal entity,
Have only one polarity?
No! it's Eric the half an EEE.

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half an EEE.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half an EEE.

I love this brotherly specie,
Bisected accidentally,
When signing a partnership treaty,
I loved him carnally.

[ 07 May 2002: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Growltigga]

Dogscoff, I am sending you a one-way ticket to the funny farm!!

This is an interesting new idea for the forum - simply take an existing song and change one word to imitate a SEIV race and lo, a new song is born

Ahem, how about

A Phong for Europe
A Phong in my heart
A Phong for Rebecca
You Drushocka me
When I Sergetti down the street
Sallega Lightly
There's a Krill on the loose
Abbidon all hope

Guys, this is a dangerous direction to be going!!

[ 07 May 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[dogscoff]

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This is an interesting new idea for the forum - simply take an existing song and change one word to imitate a SEIV race and lo, a new song is born

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Hey! I did more than change "bee" to "EEE"...


Here's a starter to get everyone joining in:
I'm an Emporer and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day,


(Suggested rhymes: Bra/ Nebula/ Jaenar)

[ 07 May 2002: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Growltigga]

Dogscoff, stop right there!! do not tarnish the wonderful world of Monty Python with your childish humour

PS let's see what you can do with 'Finland FInland Finland' or 'I like Chinese' or the one that has '..and tell me that you love me' as the Last stanza of the first line!!

[ 07 May 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[Wardad]

Big Dogs Song,

Let's all sing like the coyotes sing
Howwwl Howwwwllll Hooowwwwooooolllll!!!!

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Big Dog Rules!!!

[Possum]

Or I wonder what you could do with Rowan Atkinson's "Why I Hate the French"


N.B. - Please do not interpret this as an anti-french comment. I personally rather admire them. I was just calling attention to a song.

How about -

"They mine your warp points, and then laugh in your face
They eat your ships up and don't even say grace
And then they lay claim to the whole of space,
That's why I hate the Phong
Ooooooh
That's why I hate the Phong..."