Can anyone here sing?

[Possum]

Or I wonder what you could do with Rowan Atkinson's "Why I Hate the French"


N.B. - Please do not interpret this as an anti-french comment. I personally rather admire them. I was just calling attention to a song.

How about -

"They mine your warp points, and then laugh in your face
They eat your ships up and don't even say grace
And then they lay claim to the whole of space,
That's why I hate the Phong
Ooooooh
That's why I hate the Phong..."