OT: What's up with Austrians lately?

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Ya, the official population of Austria is only eight million or so, but NOW who knows? They could have swarms of bunker-concealed depraved minions just waiting for the right time to be released into the light of day!

Or maybe they are tunneling towards Vancouver Washington and may already be emerging to steal gas, hooch, and off-road sport vehicles to drive while intoxicated and without helmets and engage in fisticuffs and unmentionable fornication before ducking away unseen into their subterranean hit & run access chambers.