Figment - Early Game (Started)

[AdmiralZhao]

Poor Vanheim. Destroyed by a simple typographical error, declaring war on Miclan when they meant to declare war on Mictlan.

On a separate note, we are selling mineral rights to the land around Abysia. Five major armies have been destroyed there, and we estimate there is a couple hundred gems worth of items mixed in with the topsoil. Act now!

[DonCorazon]

hey - we did all we could to improve Vanheim literacy - it just wasn't enough!

[AdmiralZhao]

Well, I'd say things are going exactly according to plan. The Formorian giants did precisely what I expected of them, and have walked (or trapeezed) right into my trap. Now all that remains is to snap shut the jaws of the trap on them.

[Rathar]

No doubt, but I am not alone and it was at least an entertaining turn or two.!

[Corwin]

Damnit, I have stalled this turn - couldn't connect in the last few minutes before hosting.

[AdmiralZhao]

I know your pain Corwin, kind of. I waited till the last minute to do this turn, and when I tried to connect, it stalled. I thought I was too late and the turn was already processing. So I took a shower, brushed my teeth, and spent the entire time berating myself for waiting too long. I just logged back on to get the new turn, and there were still 3 seconds left on the clock. Hooray for not wasting 2 hours on a stale turn! Also Hooray for my perfunctory dental hygiene!

(although upon examination of the turn, it looks like my air mage still decided to ignore my orders during a rather crucial castle siege.)

[DonCorazon]

Vanheim bids the nations of Figment farewell..we are set to AI with 2 provinces left and no resources left. It was a very fun game and we learned a lot from such skilled opponents. Good luck to all!