Crazy&Insane Stories!

[MaxWilson]

B0rsuk said:
Once upon a time, in a province far, far away...

Heavy snowfalls caused gold loss. And mild winter allowed farmers to prosper, bringing me extra gold. All this in the same month.

Well, that's just how Global Warming works, y'know? If it gets hotter it's because of CO2. If it gets colder it's because of CO2. Sometimes both at once.

-Max

[JimMorrison]

When I first started playing the game, I didn't know about the vagaries of "slight" chances in Dom.

The first nice hero I ever got, was the reanimated prince in EA C'tis, I forget his name. He rides a chariot with a skeletal lizard pulling it, and he wears Rainbow Armor and wields a Sword of Swiftness. I had never seen such amazing treasures before, I was flabbergasted.

I decided to take a chance, and give him the biggest boost I could manage..... a Lycantropos Charm..... >.> (in retrospect, should that affect an undead?)

2 turns of movement later, without even getting him into a combat, I had a "skinshifter", wearing furs, and holding a non-magical greatsword.

[Snoddasmannen]

I once had the event where a celebrant of faith was "bringing hope" to my minions. Interestingly, the same month, the same province, 20% of the population *left* the province on account of being "restless" ... Thanks a lot reverend, bring my people hope would you? Bah!

He and his merry militiamen were immediately promoted to elite crossbow bolt interceptors. I like to imagine he went down vividly preaching a sermon of courage.