The Galactic Bash Story Thread

[Growltigga]

Internal Note to Neural Nanonics from Growltigga the Great - esteemed and natural leader of the Ferocious Fighting Furry Felines of the Growltigga Alliance.

"Hmm, in addition to sounding like a dodgy bunch of Greek kebab shop owners, the Vassili Society are obviously not terribly bright, and are also lacking even the most rudimentary sense of humour. They should have realised that Growltigga the Great was in fact watching television, upon which television show the glorious 1st Strike Fleet of the Growltigga Alliance was stuffing the heads of yet another bunch of galactic miscreants up their own rectums.

And as for having no starshps by 2400.2, "hmmmm..." thought the Glorious Growltigga, "these boys are slow off the mark"