IhamNobody was jolted out of his seat by WeAreOne, sir, our computers system is down again, we can't make transit thru the wormhole.. IhamNobody just looked at him with an undescribable look upon his countenance, What the H... do you mean their down again??? All I can tell you sir is that they are stating things which make no sense and we can't set up our jump coordinates until we get them straightened out.
IhamNobody just looked at him, Damn these darn computers, its like they have a life of their own, these good for nothing piles of mechanical junk, just sitting there smiling at us knowing they got us by the b...., some day, some day you piece of garbage, you will get your uppance, he thought quietly to himself. "WeAreOne, let me know the minute those systems come up, in the meantime I'll be in my cabin working one of my research projects with ensign "IamSweet", with that Capt. IhamNobody left the bridge with a spring in his step, at least something is going right he smiled to himself.....
If the Essance was human it would have sprouted a huge grin. Aha these puny beings think they are the smartest creatures in the Universe, if they only knew, it thought, with what could have been construed as a mechanical chuckle. Oh my my, the poor things can't transit, my goodness, what a shame.. heh, heh, it computed to itself. Let them try and figure it out the brainless wonders. It'll take them sometime to find that loose wire, in the meantime, that old pudgy captain is going to do research again is he, if he only knew that something was watching his every move, ha, ha, ha, it buzzed to itself in mirth. I wonder what new concoctions him and that new ensign IamSweet will come up with this time, the old buzzard, he acts like he's a young sprout again. Sigh, I hope we find some mechanical life forms on this trip that I can communcate with for once, the essance contemplated to itself while making the connections to the Capt's cabin, its boring watching.... what the... I didn't know creatures could do that sort of ..........
to be continued
from the History of the Tka-Chik Empire
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