Pretenders Playtime: Pretenders playing in this thread!

[Executor]

Let us all join in the effort to rid the world of these annoying fish like monsters that won't stand still and fight.
Looks like they're almost dominion killed so anybody who sees his remaining dominion is advised to put a priest or two near to preach so that they would die like cowards that they are.

[JimMorrison]

Oh no, Lanka is in trouble.

I bear no ill will to those noble Atlantians who overlooked the peninsular empire of Sauromatia as a war target.

We will however, continue spreading the word of our lord and savior, Blurblugbludd the Merciful. It is our sincere hope that this improves everyone's quality of life.

On that note, Sauromatia needs your daughters! The young god is thirsty, and we will trade many shiny pretty magic gems and bars of gold for those excess daughters who you always regretted drowning!

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