Bah, all that talk about 
water... I mean, what's so great about it anyway? At standard room temperature (Abysian scales) it's cooking already, thus difficult to contain. 
A mermaid might be nice for the eye, but the Abysian virgins are really 
hot, you know (at least before the sacrificing)..... tsts, water lovers... now, when's the game gonna start? 
