Could we give this game a clever name? I always have trouble finding it on the message boards. I propose "Chlorotica" (http://sbe.umaine.edu/symbio/1Intro/1about.html). Failing that, "The Doom of Ashdod" would also work.
Alternatively, I propose "Cholera." Has a nice medical theme to it, like the one about the orthodontist's secretary. Plus it accurately characterizes the agony we'll all face at the hands of Ashdod.