MP: Chlorolera is made of contagious and deadly!

[Tyrant]

It is as the omens foretold...it was Ashdod! (but we ain't quite dead yet)

[Ruminant]

The people of Oceania offer their most sincere apologies to the learned people of R'lyeh for The Lord of Wine, Prince of Philosophy, His Most Amorousness, Socrapuss, has, in all his tentacled wisdom, accidentally disproven the existence of their God during his most recent drunken ecumenical discussion. As such we invite all water-residing nations to take up our holy crusade against these godless heathens. Once again, terribly sorry for any inconveniance.