MP: ComfortZone - All MA Nations - Running

[cleveland]

Avalon Records is pleased to announce it has just signed pop superstar Bogus!

Bogus, lead singer of "Bogus and His Band of Merry Adventurers," joined Avalon Records after intense negotiations, which ultimately culminated in hand-to-hand combat.

Fellow bandmates, shocked that Bogus would sell-out to the (nation of) Man, refused to join him in the contract, on grounds that, "It's not about the money, it's about the music and pillaging. Except for the money we get from pillaging."

In the end, Bogus was only able to convince Fang, the group's Bass Guitarist and Archer, to join him. He consequently slew the remaining bandmembers.

Bogus, whose discography includes such classics as "I Came, I Saw, I Conquered, I Stood Around for No Reason," has already begun recording his next hit single, a love ballad titled "Girl, I'm Gonna Rescue You (From a Blood Slave Dungeon)." Look for it in fine stores everywhere!

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Though it would be awesome to steal Fang's "Fire Magic Users" command, the nation of Man does not need to resort such underhanded tactics to achieve victory. Below, a screenshot of good-ol' Fang, after a healthy wholloping with the nerf-bat:



-Man