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[Unknown_Enemy]

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--STOP--Due to lack of enemies in the 4 surrounding systems, severe infighting has resumed in the Orks clans. Warlord Groumph IX declared that "natural selection" should apply on all warboyz unworthy of war--STOP--
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[Unknown_Enemy]

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--STOP--Contact established with Zadoni Imperium--STOP--Ork infighting suddenly stopped on all worlds--STOP--Diplomatic Messages has been written on missile warheads--STOP--All production abruptly turned to War material--STOP--Warboss Groumph XI ready to sacrifice all goblins on the fight for system GLC-2041--STOP--Probability of Ork Clans self destroying themselves is now very low--STOP--
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[ July 24, 2002, 10:33: Message edited by: Unknown_Enemy ]

[geoschmo]

Now of all people in the game, why did I have to be the one to run into this guy?

[Unknown_Enemy]

GREAT NEW !!

The Orks just discovered that customs Messages can be sent directly from the game, which can allow direct player-player negociations.

You are all authorized to yell "What ?? but how did they not discover that before ??? they must be completely stupid !!"

But what could you really expect from Ork ?



[ July 28, 2002, 14:17: Message edited by: Unknown_Enemy ]

[Unknown_Enemy]

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War ?
Tensions arise between Burning Teath clans and the Zadoni Imperium --STOP-- War drums are now heard in all Orks warships while Zadoni fleet has put themselves in strike position --STOP-- Informators suggest ships are being unmothballed on both sides --STOP-- New joke within the Orks is to put a lizard in your bed. A few thousands casualties has been accounted for as most Orks lack the most basic sense of humour --STOP-- No words from Orks leaders who are currently in a new election process after the death of Groumph XV
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[ August 05, 2002, 09:51: Message edited by: Unknown_Enemy ]

[Unknown_Enemy]

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---STOP---Uneasy peace standing between Orks and lizzards---STOP---Ork weapon testing lead to disaster---STOP---A goblin biomorphed with strong bio-reactors and grabing a fusion warhead was tested in a shipyard as a cheap missile replacement---STOP---Weapon deemed very efficient if a way to prevent the goblin to come back home is found---STOP---warship teath of God wrecked---STOP---one of the goblin loose its warhead and crashed on the ship's hull---STOP---The corpse of this still living goblins was discovered to be a valuable hull protection---STOP---full squads of goblins dispatched to biomorphing units to serve as ships body-gards---STOP---
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[geoschmo]

****FLASH TRAFFIC*****Scout Ship reports location of Ork Homeworld discovered*****Requests further instructions*****

******Instructions as follows:******Current relations between between Zahdoni Impreium and Ork Clan currently listed as peaceful*****Standard rules of engagment when travelling through allied space apply******No hostile actions to be taken********Withdraw from Ork home system immedietly*******Continue scouting mission as ordered before*******No further action neccesary at this time******Location of Ork Homeworld to be filed with Zahdoni Defense Ministry in case it is needed at a later date*******

[ August 09, 2002, 16:42: Message edited by: geoschmo ]