Hey, don't be sarcastic on fried pigeon, I love it! The saying goes in Chinese that "anything with 4 legs can be eaten", plus snakes and monkey brains!
And I think it is RED WINE not beer that is good for your heart, so don't use THAT as an excuse!
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A propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane designed to keep the pilot cool. Want prove? Stop the prop and watch the pilot break out in a heavy sweat!
Originally posted by Deathstalker: "Wasn't Mikey that kid on the McCain Fries commercial?
Being all careful with the ketchup on each one? "
Nah, Mikey was in the commercials for 'Life' cereal by Quaker (which has its plant in my hometown, Peterborough's claim to fame! That and Gretsky played for a season on the Peterborough Petes waaayyyy back-did'nt score a goal.)
"Give it to Mikey! He hates everything!"
"He likes it! Mikey likes it!"
(way too much useless crap inside this brain pan of mine )
That, and when I was in grade school there was this rumor that he'd died in the method I described.
Knowing that and remembering it is one way to prove that you are getting Old.
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...can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
Nonsense. It is alcohol intake that matters. Red wine and grape juce provide extra benefits of some antioxidants but its effect is secondary.
Yes, there have been reports that red wine is best, but it is only as a precaution against coronary heart desease. All other benefits are related to alcohol and alcohol alone.
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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. - Voltaire