MP: Fractures - LA Game. And we're done!

[Stagger Lee]

Originally Posted by vfb

For the high crime of Turkey-eating, Mictlan declares vendetta and eternal war on Ermor. No more Thanksgiving dinners for you, zombie men!

While we regret missing that window of opportunity wherein we could have been great friends, we would like to take this moment to set the record straight. Those turkeys were eaten in self-defense.

Originally Posted by Squirrelloid

Little did LA Ermor realize that turkey eating was all part of Mictlan's plan. Not only did it give Mictlan an excuse for all-out war, it also caused the ingesting army to load up on Tryptophan, making them all fall asleep when they should have been girding themselves for battle!

Tryptophan is slowly absorbed into the bloodstream through the stomach wall. If you remember:

Originally Posted by Stagger Lee

If you prick us do we not bleed?... Uh .. Hey there's nothing coming out...

We have no blood to distribute said tryptophan, and while we think we remember having stomachs, sadly we just left neat piles of undigested turkey all over the place.