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Old July 23rd, 2002, 05:32 PM
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hmm, just what the world needs. more Frenchies. to bad we can combat this with furious mouse clicking
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Old July 24th, 2002, 11:13 AM
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Unlike many English, I must admit I like the French. Here are 10 reasons why:

1 the country is beautiful

2 they make great wine

3 the cuisine is excellent

4 their capital city is beautiful

5 they have undeniable panache and style

6 they have a fantastic "bugger the lot of you" attitude

7 they get excited about nothing

8 you can have a damn good argument with a Frenchman

9 their national football team is charmingly erratic

10 the girls

Vive la France
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Old August 14th, 2002, 09:42 PM
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I found a new website for Gt to loathe.

"So you've decided to be evil, A step-by-step guide to joining the forces of darkness"

I think it's hilarious. It has tips on coming up with a good evil name, practicing your evil laugh, developing your master plan, even a "Evil Placement Quiz" to see if you have what it takes to consider a life of evil. My favorite is question #3...
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QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?

A) A policeman
B) A doctor
C) A ballerina
D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer.
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Old August 15th, 2002, 10:38 AM
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When i was at school I remember drawing up a front cover for "Galactic Dictator Monthly" magazine. The cover boasted an interview with Darth Vader and other features including

"Choosing the Robot Army that's right for you. We compare and review all the latest mass-enslavement drones."

"Make 'em squeal! All the latest in extreme interrogation techniques, from torture to psychic assault to truth drugs- and back again!"

"Green is the new Black: Fashion tips from The Mekon and Ming the Merciless."

I might get round to redoing it somewhen...
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Old August 15th, 2002, 02:18 PM
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Hmmmm, Dogscoff, were you also the fat spotty kid with a permanent snifff who was always Last to be picked for any football team after the foreign kid and the tomboy?
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Old August 15th, 2002, 02:29 PM
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No Gt, that was me. Dogscoff was picked right before me.
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Old August 15th, 2002, 02:34 PM
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what? you mean the foreign boy? what on earth was Dogscoff doing going to school with you in North Kentucky?
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