MP: n00bs of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! - Five Nations Surviving

[GFSnl]

***Special message***

As you probably all have seen, the good people of Caelum had to attack one of our neighbors.

This is not some baseless aggression. And the people of Caelum would never have agreed to such a drastic measures if there were not some heavy weighing arguments leading to this outcome.

This real provocateur is none else than Shinuyama herself.
As you're probably thinking, it was not because she attacked two countries without warning. The nation we all loved and cared about, the gentle giants of Jotunheim and the beautiful, intelligent and slightly wet inhabitants of Oceania.
Nor was it because goblins have slightly deformed heads and although small they are still to large to swallow whole.

No... it was because of the evidence presented below. Which after close inspection leaves no doubt that this is a just and righteous war.

We rest our case.

[jimbojones1971]

Originally Posted by GFSnl

***Special message***

As you probably all have seen, the good people of Caelum had to attack one of our neighbors.

This is not some baseless aggression. And the people of Caelum would never have agreed to such a drastic measures if there were not some heavy weighing arguments leading to this outcome.

This real provocateur is none else than Shinuyama herself.
As you're probably thinking, it was not because she attacked two countries without warning. The nation we all loved and cared about, the gentle giants of Jotunheim and the beautiful, intelligent and slightly wet inhabitants of Oceania.
Nor was it because goblins have slightly deformed heads and although small they are still to large to swallow whole.

No... it was because of the evidence presented below. Which after close inspection leaves no doubt that this is a just and righteous war.

We rest our case.

OK, that is totally awesome :-D

I've postponed the game as TC staled last turn, and I'd rather that we avoid having it happen again this turn.

[GFSnl]

The last activity of Kennoseishin was on the 8th 8 days ago.
Don't think he's coming back.

[jimbojones1971]

OK, thanks for checking that out.

I'll pause the game and look for a sub. Worst case, we set him to AI.

[Numahr]

There has been a coup. I have the honor to introduce myself as Tien Chi's New Emperor, and I accept your tributes as of now.

Hum... in case you are not yet a tributary province of the empire, you are welcome to send a copy of our diplomatic treaties and relations to our chancellerie for eehh.. double check. Not that we have lost them, I precise, the Imperial bureaucracy, in fact never makes mistakes.

So anyway let me know if you want any existing treaty continued by the new Imperial bureacracy!

[GFSnl]

Hey, Numahr,

welcome to our noobie game.

I'm Caelum and until now there have been no animosities between us. But we also haven't had any Non Attack Pacts.

Greetz,

Hocus Pocus.

[jimbojones1971]

OK, so we are now back on track thanks to Numahr who has kindly stepped in to help us - yay!