MP: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Finished (Ulm won by agreement)

[BewareTheBarnacleGoose]

Originally Posted by Mightypeon

Breakings news from Tartarus!
The Celestial General of Shinuyama and the Worm of Atlantis have sued the Pretender of C`tis for constantly occupying the Tartarian elevator!
In the words of the celestial General of Shinuyama: "Now I have to use the stairs, did you ever try to use the stairs out of Tartarus? Its such a long way up! And I am limping! Thankfully, I found a Black Halberd in my behind which I now use as a crutch..."
Meanwhile, Atlantis Great Worm has a problem of other kinds, with both halves of him now claiming to be the real Pretender! Stay tuned as a civil war of worm half vs. worm half may erupt in Tartarus!

Ulm News, Fair and Heavy!

Whoa, I've done nothing wrong- I have a V.I.P (very important pretender) pass for that elevator. And I haven't died in at least 3 turns. These dead pretenders complain to much- "ooh, I got a black halberd up me arse", cry me a river. This one time, I got bludgeoned to death by creepy-druid-tentacle-trees; yea, try sitting down after that! So, anyone else want to reminisce about previous deaths....oh wait, you guys cant... because your not all awesome and immortal like me!