MP: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]

[revenant2]

Originally Posted by Shardphoenix

Alteration 9 was one hell of unpleasant surprise from Ermor. Fog Warriors+Army of Gold... Damn.

Bone Daddy's zombies have been griping incessantly about their lack of protection on the battlefield. It was getting so bad that Bone Daddy couldn't walk through the halls of his many fortresses without hearing

"I don't like getting hacked apart all the time"
"Those blades hurt!"
"I don't want die again. Don't make me go out there again!
"Where's my foot? Seriously. Where's my foot? I lost it again."
"I'm hungry. Is there any monkey left?"

Bone Daddy would tell them, "You undead clowns are already dead! What do you have to lose?! Shut-up and get back out there so I can resume my evil plotting in peace. And stop talking. Zombies aren't suppose to talk".

However, this didn't appease them very much, so Bone Daddy was forced to use his vast and terrible intellect to research additional protection spells and conjure the units capable of casting them. We think it's silly since undead hordes are meant to be vast, but easy to destroy. They are not supposed to be vast AND hard to kill? Right? It makes a mockery of every zombie movie ever made.

But our hands are tied. And we must confess, it is rather effective. Welcome to our brave new world.