Amusing stuff from the US Military...

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Fake news. The giveaway ( there are more than one ) is

And — perhaps most embarrassingly — USS Omaha (LCS-12) failed to launch in Sep. 2015, when the Navy realized that there were no major bodies of water within any close proximity to the ship’s namesake city (The vessel later plummeted onto its side in a corn field).

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Mattis signs order formally recognizing Jalapeno cheese spread as currency at all DoD facilities

AND THIS IS TOTALLY UNRELATED TO THE GAME SO PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST POSTS LIKE THIS