Advise

[Gryphin]

Guys, I'm not an expert by any means but I must be doing something right. While I was still looking around for someone permanent I always told all of my dates about the existance of all of my dates. Eventualy I ended up going on dates with 2 of them at the same time. They were so apriciative of being told the truth that they felt dating that way was better. The rule that I soon discoverd:
If I like someone, anyone else I like will like them. My dates always hit it off and a good time was had by all.
My sweetheart who moved in after a month wants to find another woman to move in with us. She really liked the chemistry of the "Triple Date".
I am not making this up.
The key is:
Open Honesty, Sincere Caring, Backing up claims of love with action such as taking out the garbage, picking up your dirty cloths, and putting the seat down. It does not hurt to bring home a rose or two but that does not count as much as the above.

[mlmbd]

Gryphin, well said. What you say is very true.

And I am by no means and expert, either. I have better than average luck with women. That doesn't mean I am an expert. However I do have life experiences that make me a little more knowledgeable than others. I feel wisdom should be pasted along. Don't you??

Kamog, I am glad to hear that you don't plan on stepping on some ones feet!

mlmbd

[mlmbd]

Still open for bussiness, MONKEY or otherwise! No need to shy away. People often have different views/ideas. Shoot, it's what makes this country great. I hope there isn't anyone with hurt feelings.

mlmbd

[Erax]

We have a saying here... 'women and job offers never show up alone'. If you have a GREAT job offer, you will have another equally great offer before the week is out. If you meet a woman who seems to find you attractive, you will meet another very soon. The downside is, if you have none you are bound to stay that way.

As to being married... the wife always tells me our marriage contract has three paragraphs:

1. The wife is always right.

2. If for some reason she is wrong, read the first paragraph.

3. The fact that the wife is right does not mean the husband must support her ideas.

(well at least 1 out of 3 is in my favor)...

[Kamog]

Oh, I see, once you've got one girlfriend, it's easy to get more? Well, according to the Ladder Theory, it seems that the most important factor for success is to have lots of money (you get placed higher up on her ladder). Therefore, it makes sense to concentrate one's efforts on becoming super rich, and then it should be easier to attract women.

So now the question is, how does one become super rich??

[Quikngruvn]

Originally posted by Kamog:
So now the question is, how does one become super rich??

A few ways:
1. Win the lottery.
2. Inheritance.
3. Become a professional athlete.
4. Become a rock star.
5. Sell a kidney.
6. Win a frivolous lawsuit.
7. Rob a bank.
8. Lie.

Too bad that 1-7 are either highly unlikely or highly illegal, and #8 could be lethal when she finds out....

Quikngruvn

[KirbyEF]

The ladder theory seems a bit cynical and non-helpful.

mlmbd :
I sometimes don't know what to talk about...ie...mind goes blank, when I'm with a girl. The weather seems to be a Last ditch effort of things to talk about. What do you suggest?

KirbyEF