The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Strategia walks back in.

He doesn't look good.

He looks like he's been severely harassed by a T-Rex.

"I've been severely harassed by a T-Rex. They've got that darn Barry out in front again. He wouldn't let me in. He even turned down my Dimensional Rupture! Can you believe that?"

a quick glance at the faces in the Hut, all turned towards Strategia, reveals that they do believe it.

"Hank... get me a Galactic Core. Extra-strong. Don't hold back on the hyperquanta."

[NullAshton]

NullAshton starts to work on better stabilizers. At the same time, he starts construction on dimenisonal weapons.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Spare yourself the trouble, NA. Here's a pandimensional stabilizer. Oh, and any future Dimensional Ruptures served in the Hut for non-B&G patrons will be low on protoquanta, so as not to elicit a dimensional trans-shifting reaction along the third c-axis of the 54th temporal plane.

And yes, I'm making all of this up.

And NA, when you have those pandimensional stabilizers online, I'll give you a free Dimensional Rupture.

[NullAshton]

Don't need it, already got those done. Gimme another free one

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

'kay. Got enuffa them, ya know. Gotta whole new dimension full of 'em. I call it my "backup storage tank for emergencies".

In fact, everyone, here's a free pandimensional stabilizer and Dimensional Rupture on me.

And no, I won't be selling Hank the recipe anytime soon.

[NullAshton]

NullAshton starts doing tests on the DImensional Rupture, making sure his stabilizers will work.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

NA, when you're performing an action, please italicize. Everybody else does it as well. Makes it easier to see when there is an action/event in progress or when someone's talking.

[NullAshton]

NullAshton pours a bit of it into a testing chamber. He then procedes to drink it, and nothing bad happens. Yay!

Up to you if anything good gappens

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

NA looks strangely at a point three meters in front of him in the air. Then his eyes grow to be the approximate size of a largish sombrero. The top of his head is being pulled into the dimensional singularity at his center of gravity. So are his feet. Eventually, he looks like something of a human donut before he vanishes with a smallish bang. Two seconds later, however, he reappears, safe and sound.

"You should sell this to an amusement industry, would go great as a rollercoaster."

Strategia hopes NA isn't mad at him for making him say three words.

edit: Happy NA?

[NullAshton]

Yes. Yes I am mad. Here's what I would have said.

"You should sell this to an amusement industry, would go great as a rollercoaster."