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Re: U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
As soon as the robots leave the airlock to install the new holoprojector, a precision strike blows them up, sending the projector spinning away. A small black hole open up and swallows the projector before it is closed again.
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April 5th, 2005, 03:23 PM
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Re: U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
You people are rude. I simply want to stay away from that evil jukebox.
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April 5th, 2005, 03:30 PM
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Re: U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
FEAR THE JUKEBOX!!!!!
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April 5th, 2005, 08:38 PM
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Re: U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
Okay, I'm new. What's the jukebox?
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April 6th, 2005, 05:48 AM
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Re: U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
That's down on Earth, in the B&G. An evil jukebox. Ashton doesn't want to come into contact with it, the lilly-livered sissy.
THAT'S RIGHT, ASHTON!!!!! IF YOU HAD ANY SPINE YOU WOULD BE DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW FIGHTING THE JUKEBOX!!!!!
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April 6th, 2005, 06:59 AM
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Re: U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
The jukebox in the B&G which has both an evil random play button that wants to kill all sentient life by playing Phong opera at them and the spirit of RSK (Ripped Shirt Kirk) which wants to play William Shatner singing what's new pussycat, or possibly samples from ST:2 "Khan!!!!!!!!"
Luckily these two are locked in a battle of wills which is deadlocked. Deep beneath these two is another evil personality which has a worse taste in music and wants to play Celine Dion at us. Truly an evil machine.
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April 6th, 2005, 08:34 AM
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I kinda found out about the personality deep inside while trying to distract the other two personalities.
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April 6th, 2005, 02:43 PM
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Re: U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
Good news! Soon we'll have The Arena, where you can duke it out all you want to with no restrictions! No more bothering the eating and drinking patrons with your fighting!
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April 7th, 2005, 04:32 PM
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Re: U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
But does the new orbital hut still do EEE on a stick?
And of course my favourite Cue-Capp Tequila, with a half dead Phong in it to prove it wont dissolve your liver. And of course because it's alawys fun watching a Phong try and swim 
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April 8th, 2005, 06:50 AM
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Re: U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
The salagull and seamander legions eye the geeskat armied warily, assessing their strengths and weaknesses, preparing for an eventual battle.
Meanwhile, several Gherkin prisoners are being used to carry copious amounts of alcoholic beverages to Strategia's table.
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