U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[NullAshton]

I think I saw him over with the Cue Cappa one day.

Strategia, would you like anything to drink?

[El_Phil]

I'll take a pan-galactic gargle blaster, a rare Jraenar steak and a double cue-cappa tequila.

And has anyone fixed that jukebox yet? If not I may be forced to destroy it to save us from 'old big nose' and his evil swedish hencemen/women.

[NullAshton]

Ashton slides the gargle blaster and the tequila over to El Phil.

Sorry, no J'raenar steak. And by the way, I fixed the jukebox, it now plays relaxing SE4 background music

[El_Phil]

What!? Heresy I tell you. OK do you do any steak? I've had enough EEE on a stick to last me ohhh... days

If there's no steak I may have to start the Sofa-King Tasty Steak House.

[NullAshton]

We have juicy BLUE J'raenar steaks, if you want one, just not RED J'raenar steaks.

Ashton slides a blue steak over to El Phil.

Tastes the same, just different colors

[El_Phil]

Suffers tragic Matrix based flashback but can't remember which colour is which

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

"'old big nose' and his Swedish henchmen/women"? Is that perhaps me.....?

Strategia inches closer, slowly taking out a pulse pistol from his belt. Phil turns white. Strategia lifts the gun and fires.

Oh dammit, should've put in a new battery.....

[NullAshton]

Strategia is swarmed by Meerese before he can pull the trigger, with the dead pistol flying across the bar. Strategia is then taken to the back room, where he's interrogated for trying to kill a Hut patron. Screaming can be heard for 5 minutes, then its silent...

If you have to shoot someone, take it to The Arena please...

[El_Phil]

The Dutch hey? Can't live with 'em, can't legally shoot them

Anyway "old big nose" is barry manalow. I tell you Strat: Unless they are out to get you it is Paranoia.

Anyway, Aston. You got any steak that's the correct colour?

[NullAshton]

I have some regular steak... If that's what you want. What about some Ukra-tal steak? It's red I think...