OT - Tigg-scoff birthday party - Page 6

Growltigga · #51 September 23rd, 2002, 10:10 AM

the camera pans across a marble tiled bedroom the size of a small aircraft hangar, a superb super-king-sized bed with white satin sheets sits pride of place.

The bed is currently occupied by a gaggle of naked beauties who are looking askance toward the en-suite bathroom door...

the silence is broken by horrible wretching noises, magnified by the pristine stonework of the bathroom, 'hucka hucka hucka hucka bluurrrghh buick buick buick buick bllooorrrrrhhhhgg snivel groooooaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr'

Yep, in true party stle, Tigga had 'minesweeped' everybody else's drinks at the end of the do

Timstone · #52 September 23rd, 2002, 10:44 AM

Okay let's straithen things out a bit here.
Because I asked too many questions about a few women who were mentioned by e certain member, I was considered a lonely heart and I shouldn't talk so much about women. Well that's okay with me, I can take that. But... GT is talking about naked beauties, many women, new employees in need of "testing" and such all the time! Now this can mean only one thing:
Bad marriage and much frustration because of it.

[ September 23, 2002, 09:45: Message edited by: Timstone ]

Growltigga · #53 September 23rd, 2002, 12:28 PM

Not at all, me and the current Mrs GT (as in the one I am married to at present, rather than with any electrical connotation!!) are happy as a bunch of happy things..

The fundamental difference is that I am just dreaming about meeting lots of famous super-models who miraculously, just want to go to bed with me.. you however, want to really meet girls to go to bed with you

Timstone · #54 September 23rd, 2002, 02:22 PM

I haven't finished my homework yet (bad me), but I've already done a search on the Gryphin Position. I couldn't find it.

Now I'm even more curious (that's not because of the sprinkles).P.S. Lawyers aren't suppose to be alround-nice-guys. The are the most disgusting breed of man on this face of the Earth.

To quote again:
Blade II:
"Are you human?"
"Barely... I'm a lawyer."

Growltigga · #55 September 23rd, 2002, 02:33 PM

Is this 'lawyers are the most disgusting breed of man" just before I disembowel you and nail your testicles to the top of that pillar in the Mundplein? or 'lawyers are the most disgusting breed of man" just before I take that gearbox you are working on and stick right up your backside, sideways, whilst covered in jalapenos and with the rest of the internal combustion engine behind it?

[ September 23, 2002, 13:40: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

Timstone · #56 September 23rd, 2002, 02:52 PM

Oh, never tried that before. Could be fun.

Okay, lawyers are necessary evil in our modern society. But that doesn't make them allround-nice-guys.

While Timstone gave his perspective on the matter, he sees an angry mod forming in front of him. Timstone slowely stops with talking and decides to apologise to Growltigga.
"Sorry mate, I should be so hard on you. Not everything was meant. But hey, the truth is hard."
When he realised what he had said he slammed himself on the head and made a run for his live to his ship. "Damn, that was close." Once inside he decided to take some looong trips to earn himself some money. That way the angry mod could cool off. "I'll show my face again when everything has calmed down."

Growltigga · #57 September 23rd, 2002, 02:55 PM

and Growltigga sniggers as Timstone's ship disappears into the galactic night, closely followed by a spread of Growltigga's infallible "Anti Chocolate Sprinkle Coated Dutchman" super-sneaker seeker missiles..

High in the night sky, an explosion erupts like a pin-prick of light, and Growltigga considers that at least there is more nieuw haring for the rest of us

Timstone · #58 September 23rd, 2002, 04:33 PM

Ouch, that hurts. You just attempted to blow up a regular customer. It will take a while before the person in question will be recovered enough to visit your establishment again.
Oh, and it is Nieuwe Haring. It's really tasty. Not bad for a lawyer.

[ September 23, 2002, 15:34: Message edited by: Timstone ]

Growltigga · #59 September 23rd, 2002, 05:01 PM

Timstone, you should be amazed that as an Englishman, I know what nieuwe haring is, let alone am able to spell it.

You were too young to drink in the cantina anyway.

Timstone · #60 September 23rd, 2002, 10:21 PM

Too young?! Hmm... I'm considering some serious tiger-hunting right now. Such a trophy should hang nicely above the fireplace.
With the tender age of 23 I'm allowed to drink as much as I want, even in England.

[ September 23, 2002, 21:22: Message edited by: Timstone ]