OT: Oh I have Got To Share This

[Atrocities]

Over in another game forum, email me for link, a member posted a rant about some issues we are having that when I read it, I nearly fell out of my chair. This has to be one of the funniest rants I have ever read even if it was written in anger.

#1 This is to all you aimbot Users...

If i bust my way into your poorly defended base, i earned the right to make a clean get-away without you hunting me down with your aimbot.

You are a spineless, geek, wanna-be, pathetic waste of human space if you have to use aimbot. Girls think your a loser, guys just want to beat you up..and your own parents are ashamed that you even exist. Lets face it...thats why you use it!

#2 To all you whiners about those who turtle...

HELLO????? Thats what the bases were designed for!! YOU MORONS! If you dont have the smarts to bust thru a well defended base...Why are you playing? Go back to your atari!

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED CHESS? What do you call 'castling'?

Hear me, and hear me now!!!...you dont want to run into me if you chose to execute the above complaints!!!!

Anyone got a problem with losers like the ones mentioned above..please respond.

[Randallw]

Ok well I have a worse rant (not me personally). Its made up but extremely funny, although be warned it is very graphic language. The original doesn't exist anymore because Lucasarts found out about it and set their lawyers on the writer.

http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archive...ll_morons.html

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Personally, I wonder why people whine about camping. It's a legitimate tactic. Where in the rules does it say I have to run around being a target?

[Atrocities]

What I say about Camping.

"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and freedoms."
-Robert A. Heinlein

And as a General advisory to all players:
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
-U.S. Army

[Suicide Junkie]

narf poit chez BOOM said:
Personally, I wonder why people whine about camping. It's a legitimate tactic. Where in the rules does it say I have to run around being a target?

Its in paragraph "C" right after the section about why you are legally obligated to block the retreat of teammates under fire.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Atrocities said:
What I say about Camping.

"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and freedoms."
-Robert A. Heinlein

And as a General advisory to all players:
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
-U.S. Army

AT, issues that aren't solved by violence are rarely noticed in history.

[Atrocities]

Suicide Junkie said:

Its in paragraph "C" right after the section about why you are legally obligated to block the retreat of teammates under fire.

LMAO

[AgentZero]

Suicide Junkie said:

Its in paragraph "C" right after the section about why you are legally obligated to block the retreat of teammates under fire.

That was YOU!?

[Suicide Junkie]

AgentZero said:

That was YOU!?

Actually, I'm the guy who lines up behind you for those 1-shot 2-kills by the enemy snipers.

[Raging Deadstar]

My Opinion on Camping/Turtling.

There is only one kind of succesful soldier.

It's the one that lives to a ripe old age.