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Old February 10th, 2005, 10:14 PM
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Have you ever wondered what kinds of emails Aaron Hall might get from people who have questions, comments, or other regarding SE IV?

Here are some likely ones.

1. I cannot find the patch to upgrade SEIII to SEIV!
2. What does SEIV Stand for?
3. When I click on the icon to play the game, a DOS game loads, whats up with that?
4. Wheres the 3d combat simulator?
5. How do I mod the game?
6. What does the Load button do?
7. Why did you name it Space Empires IV?
8. I can't find your game in any stores! How do I buy it?
9. HEY THIS IS NOT MOO3!
10. Man this game is great. Can I copy it and give it to my friends?
11. The purpose of this email is to complain about your programing staff. They failed to take into account the actual phyisics of a worm hole.
12. You programed this game by your self?
13. Why can't I put facilities on my ships?
14. My Colonies have no populations, WTF is wrong with this game man?
15. I accidently blew up my own star in my game, how do I undo that?
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Old February 10th, 2005, 11:57 PM
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Another comment for the probability inclusion:

"Hey, dude, this game will never be a hit...their ain't enuff special FX"
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16. How many lists will Atrocities start about this game?

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17. Wondered, whatever became of me? I'm living on the air in Cincinatti...Cincinatti, WKRP.
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18. Can I play Rome?
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Old February 11th, 2005, 06:29 PM
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19. If two mouses are mice, then why aren't two mooses meese?
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You guys... I will bet most of the emails he gets are bug reports and what nots. My attempt at humor was misguided and I do apologise. No more lists from Atrocities.
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Hey, I like this attempt at humor. We just appear to have hijacked it.

The forum would be less interesting without the occasional AT list.
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20. Is the wing on the bird, or is the bird on the wing?
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21. How are you supposed to get from one system to another without FTL drive?
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