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Old April 20th, 2003, 08:59 AM
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You know, today was one of those days that you just have to tell somebody about, not because something wonderfull happened, but because something humerous and slightly disturbing happened.

I don't know how many of you know this, but I work for an Airline, not just any Airline, the nations largest regional Airline. Today I went into work expecting to have an easy day doing an easy job. Unfortunately, within the first hour of my being there, I went from working the lowest possible position, to being a supervisor, that is a promotion of roughly three levels, now we get to the funny part, ready for it? Here it is:

Today, at work, I promoted myself ..... Three times.... think about that the next time you fly~

I think that is going to be my new tag line...
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Old April 20th, 2003, 09:04 AM
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That is funny, and tomorrow you can demote yourself four levels back to counter clerk level 1.

And stay out of the bar!
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Today, at work, I promoted myself ..... Three times.... think about that the next time you fly~
I will be thinking about it and i will be trully terrified!
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Old April 20th, 2003, 08:12 PM
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Can you give yourself big raises too? Also, huge surprise bonus, stock options, extra days off, company car, free trips, assistants, donuts...
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Old April 20th, 2003, 08:23 PM
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You know... I might just try that....
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You can never give yourself enough attractive lovely assitants Kamog, Never! It should be a rule of business really
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*narf is whimpering. narf will never fly now.*
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