a piece of pizza in a box

[Growltigger]

Krsqk, as Captain Elect of the TSSS Phong's Head and doyenne of the "Bar Trek" world, I resent that remark about us resorting to thermonuclear weaponry everytime we are frustrated by any little thing...

Check out the current state of the first episode of Bar Trek, and you will see that we have instead resorted to about 2000 assorted Liz Hurley, Liv Tyler, Salma Hayek, Britney Spears and Shania Twain clones fighting each other in mud whilst naked...

Less environmentally catastrophic than nuclear weaponry, but still, throw in some of the regulars on Bar Trek and you might just have developed a new "Big Bang" theory...

Growltigga inspects the box and the pizza underneath it, picks up his trusty Husquevarna chainsaw and steps under box. Trap is triggered and all that can be heard are happy sounds of munching, closely followed by the chainsaw revving up. Growltigga cuts his way out of the box and says "Cheers Narf, but next time can you not put pineapple on the pizza, there is no excuse for that"