a piece of pizza in a box

Fyron · #1 May 14th, 2003, 10:34 AM

Narf kept asking why noone tied him up and threw him in the box, so I had to humor him.

Gwaihir · #2 May 14th, 2003, 10:42 AM

oh but of course! if you hadn't, i would have had to. But i was too busy being messy with high energy projectiles and all . . .

[ May 14, 2003, 09:42: Message edited by: Gwaihir ]

Stone Mill · #3 May 14th, 2003, 04:19 PM

::: Elvis shuffles toward the box.
"mmmmm... pizza... "

Elvis notices he is somewhat out of breath. His sequin jacket is kind of tight. Not good tight, like in his swingin' days... but tightly stretched over his profound gut.
"I'm not really hungry. I don't need to eat that pizza. And it's not even pepperoni. "
He tries to break away. He yells a bit louder.
"I said I don't want that there pizza! Especially cuz I know it's a trap, baby!"
Elvis battles his inner hunger demons... a process which happens to make him... very hungry.

:::

[ May 14, 2003, 15:20: Message edited by: Stone Mill ]

Loser · #4 May 14th, 2003, 06:59 PM

*still in grey jumpsuit, mullet, headband, Loser runs up to The King, his feet not quite staying on the same piece of floor as he runs*
"Don't do it Elvis!"
*hands Elvis Diazepam, BOXA, CIGS*
"Play."

Alpha Kodiak · #5 May 14th, 2003, 09:52 PM

Alpha Kodiak, sensing that the BizTalk Mapper is no longer threatening him, decides it is time to leave the box. He therefore unleashes his most fearsome power (albeit one that usually operates anyway, without his conscious effort). Within the aura of Alpha Kodiak, all electronic devices, all computerized hardware and software, and all mechanical devices fail. There is no visible reason for it, but they simply fail. All security devices on the box deactivate, The lock pops open and falls to the ground. Alpha Kodiak steps out of the box, free at Last. Unfortunately, the door to his office is also affected by his aura, and is jammed shut....

geoschmo · #6 May 14th, 2003, 09:53 PM

Indiana Geoschmo sneaks out right after Alpha Kodiak before narf poit chez BOOM wakes up and the box can be repaired....

[ May 14, 2003, 20:55: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

narf poit chez BOOM · #7 May 15th, 2003, 01:07 AM

aah, but the door isn't a door. it's two transportors and two walls. kodaik and geoschmo are still in the box, which is in gwaihir's ship. narf is now also in the box, and staring at his master key, which would have worked if he had kept the doors. then he looks up and sneaks out the hole gwaihir made in the top of the box. wandering around the ship, he begins looking for the drive system while clutching a monkey wrench. finding the drive system, he throws a lever. he has no idea what the lever does.

it's mandatory for subjects to lock the researcher up in this type of whatever this is.

occupants:
geoschmo
dogscoff
kodiak
katchoo
taera

[ May 15, 2003, 00:15: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]