a piece of pizza in a box

[Alpha Kodiak]

Alpha Kodiak, sensing that the BizTalk Mapper is no longer threatening him, decides it is time to leave the box. He therefore unleashes his most fearsome power (albeit one that usually operates anyway, without his conscious effort). Within the aura of Alpha Kodiak, all electronic devices, all computerized hardware and software, and all mechanical devices fail. There is no visible reason for it, but they simply fail. All security devices on the box deactivate, The lock pops open and falls to the ground. Alpha Kodiak steps out of the box, free at Last. Unfortunately, the door to his office is also affected by his aura, and is jammed shut....

[geoschmo]

Indiana Geoschmo sneaks out right after Alpha Kodiak before narf poit chez BOOM wakes up and the box can be repaired....

[ May 14, 2003, 20:55: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

[narf poit chez BOOM]

aah, but the door isn't a door. it's two transportors and two walls. kodaik and geoschmo are still in the box, which is in gwaihir's ship. narf is now also in the box, and staring at his master key, which would have worked if he had kept the doors. then he looks up and sneaks out the hole gwaihir made in the top of the box. wandering around the ship, he begins looking for the drive system while clutching a monkey wrench. finding the drive system, he throws a lever. he has no idea what the lever does.

it's mandatory for subjects to lock the researcher up in this type of whatever this is.

occupants:
geoschmo
dogscoff
kodiak
katchoo
taera

[ May 15, 2003, 00:15: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

[Taz-in-Space]

...Ever-hungry Taz comes back to the box he defeated TWICE, to get another free pizza.

This time however he came prepared:
With a rope.
and a pull-cord.
and a light bulb.

He throws the rope over a nearby beam and ties one end to a nearby desk. To the other end of the rope he attaches the light bulb. Next he attaches the pull-cord to the light bulb. Lastly he stands under the light-bulb and pull the cord.

In the best tradition of cartoonland, the light bulb lights and Taz gets another idea!

Using the fastest postal courier, he sends of a message to a fellow cartoon character. Seconds later a package is delivered.

Unwrapping the package, Taz dons the suit within:
Taz is now clad in a red suit with a lighting bolt emblazioned on its chest.

Taz is now: Taz the Flash

Using the suit and his own powers, Taz begins to shake at super speed and walks through the walls.
Taz grabs the pizza, gulps it down, and walks back out of the box the same way.

Satisfied for the moment, Taz takes off the suit, repackaging it with a note of thanks, and ships it back to The Flash.

Great pizzas Narf, keep up the good fight!

P.S. Taz can't spell and eat pizza at the same time!

[ May 15, 2003, 03:48: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

[Krsqk]

Krsqk comes in, always ready to get a piece of pizza. Confronted by a bewildering array of technobabble devices, and seeing two inmates and no pizza in the box, he decides calling Little Caesars is a better idea. Better make that a whole pizza, then. Or maybe two. With breadsticks.

[Kamog]

There was a hole at the top of the box all along? You guys can all escape through the same hole that narf poit chez BOOM used to get out!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

no, gwai-whatever his name is put it there with a stasis box. gwai, check your ship. i pulled a lever. in the engine room.

[ May 15, 2003, 04:59: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]