Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW

Imperial · #1 February 27th, 2004, 09:36 PM

LMAOROFL

Siegebreaker · #2 February 27th, 2004, 09:38 PM

That PBW its turn based?

Ragnarok · #3 February 27th, 2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by SB:
That PBW its turn based?

Yes, it's just multiplayer SE basically. It stands for Play By Web. It's a whole lot more fun playing against humans then it is against the AI, and a whole lot more challenging.

As for beating Asmala on PBW I do not know. I haven't had a chance to play him yet so I can tell you all how I will do it.

At least I sound confident!

I certainly hope that if I ever do meet him on PBW that he is either on my side or fighting 18 other empires at the same time. Even then he will probably beat us all!

Stone Mill · #4 February 27th, 2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by Slynky:
17. Bring 'nanner peels, donuts, and "Hound Dog" music to the game. Throughout the game, send communications as if it were Elvis talking.

(Note to self: check KOTH game notes vs Asmala)

clark · #5 February 27th, 2004, 10:28 PM

I won't presume to take a number, but I must say, I do enjoy hearing about the escapades of KOTH.

Have any thought of devising a sensible handicapping system?

Say that players of a certain 'stature' when playing against the lesser beings, are required to use certain ministers to run their empire.

How about a handicap where you have to choose twelve technologies in advance, and you cannot change their order, or add new ones, until ALL of them have been researched.

How about creating a bunch of different Empires, then have the players pick at random from one of say... ten or twelve (the grab bag method).

How about no extra storage other than what you start with? (not sure if this is really an issue though since I've never played the KOTH game)

Just some ideas.

primitive · #6 February 27th, 2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by Stone Mill:

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Originally posted by Slynky:
17. Bring 'nanner peels, donuts, and "Hound Dog" music to the game. Throughout the game, send communications as if it were Elvis talking.

(Note to self: check KOTH game notes vs Asmala)

LOL.
Great catch Slynky. One bad Elvis clone lured out of lurkmode

BTW Stone, How's life in the Diaper brigade

Slynky · #7 February 27th, 2004, 10:37 PM

Not bad ideas, clark, but since Asmala is a rated player and competes in the KOTH league, though he is good, it wouldn't really be a matchup of skills or fairness. Bowlers have handicaps ('cept for scratch leagues) and there are defined handicaps in "Go" (measured by stones) but not in chess, for example.