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Old July 2nd, 2004, 01:45 AM

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Ok, so when I was growing up my friends and I had this wonderful, simply wonderful, game we played. Called "SPOONS" it was a card game that involved passing around cards until you got a match and then you grabbed at one of the spoons in the center of the circle of people. Once someone went for a spoon, everyone had to go for them because there was one less spoon then the number of players.

The person who was left without a spoon, got a letter. (first S, then P, Then O, etc...) if some hapless fool ever got all the letters of "SPOON" then they were in big trouble, becuase then everyone ELSE went into the kitchen and, using whatever non-posoinous ingredients they could find, would come back out with a spoonful of some awful mixture that the loser had to eat.

I lost once.

It sucked. Puked my guts out for a LONG time in the bathroom.

Play SPOONS. fun game. You'll love it.


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Have you ever got so drunk after your girlfriend dumped you that you started drinking, didn't stop drinking continuously for about an hour, passed out for about 4 hours, but before you passed out, you know you were talking to her (don't remember what you said), and now she hates you more than anything else in life? Then puked your f***ing guts out for the next few hours?? I bet a few people have done that, and I'm not the only one!
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For a more humourous post...I once acted the steoreotypical teetotaler for three months on a forum and then wondered why I got kicked off...for two years.

Not the most intuitive guy when it comes to social graces, am I?
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Bit into a moist towelette because I thought it was a breakfast burrito.
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They think the Carbon Fibers can be made strong enough in a few short years. When they get that Space Elevator running, I want to fart in it.
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When they get that Space Elevator running, I want to fart in it.
ROFL! Ok, that one get's you 5 stars.
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I should get five stars for sheer duration of stupidity.
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When they get that Space Elevator running, I want to fart in it.
ROFL! Ok, that one get's you 5 stars.
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