OT: Life and Things

[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

Bit into a moist towelette because I thought it was a breakfast burrito.
Take your personal car to sport car drivers training.
Make a homemade rocket that explodes!
Chase a pimp down the side walk in your car cause he's beating a prostitute. Only to have the prostitute slug you for chasing her pimp.

They think the Carbon Fibers can be made strong enough in a few short years. When they get that Space Elevator running, I want to fart in it.