The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[RudyHuxtable]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the updated Won-Ton Menu!

"Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut... an Evil Genocidal Ruler's Favorite!"

The house special:

Fried Won-Ton Violence

Favorite Dishes:

Sergetti Soup with Meatballs
Jraenar Stuffed with Deep-Fried EEE
Praetorian Burritos
Praetorian Fries
Xiati Bread
Deep Fried Krill
General Vaughn Chicken
EEE Nuggets (for copyright reasons, they aren't McNuggets, but they're made the same way)
Crispy Xi'Chung
Jraenar Steak
CHEESE
Feel the Force Galaxy gasser chili
OMG - Make way - Barium Burrito
WTF Did I Just Eat - Baby Gagers
Sudden Bathroom Alarm - Greesy Something
Whoop-*** (small whoopings or monster beatings available)
Won-Ton Burritos, with a side of Pepto
Sub-Space Jello (choice of flavors)
Phong Dogs
Fried Cryslonite Twinkies
Fruit Salad
EEE shakes
EEE on a stick for AT, and a cajun seasoned variation.
French Fries (cooked in Toltayan Summer Oil for reduced trans-fat content)

Drinks:
Coca-Cola
Dr. Pepper
Sprite

Coffee

tEEE (get it? GET IT?!)

Orange Juice (not from oranges. It's just orange for some reason)

Alcoholic Beverages:
White Dwarf
Nova
Super Nova
Neutron Star
Black Hole
Galactic Core