The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[Jack Simth]

(I was wrong? Oh well. In that case....)

Jack again rises up from the ashes of his own distruction, and this time Death doesn't even bother to make an appearence. He quietly rebuilds his body, and then surverys the wreckage of his creation.

"They broke my universe. They broke my universe. NO. I LIKED MY UNIVERSE. I suppose I'll just have to break theirs. Fortunately, I've got a few allies I can call a favor in from...."

Jack starts to form a Gate so he can call on his allies, but then stops immediately before the seal can get him. He blinks for a moment in confusion, and then a slow, evil grin spreads across his face as he analyzes what he saw in that brief glimpse of the shield.

"Well, looks like I won't need to call in that favor after all."

Jack immediately sets to work, building a small golem, who's only purpose in life is to fix such planar seals, then makes it independant and watches it work. It immediately tries to link itself up to the seal around the plane in order to reinforce and repair it. Unfortunately (for the golem), the trap in the seal takes effect, and erases the golem from the timestream. Unfortunately (for the seal) the golem was connected to it at the time, and so the trap continues on, removing the seal from the timestream. Unfortunately (for the local universe) the seal was tied in to the plane's very existance, and so the trap continues through strats to unravel the entire plane of existance.

Meanwhile, Jack produces a small demiplane about five miles in radius, and puts a temporary gateway between the crumbling universe and his own, stable universe.

"Anyone who wants off the sinking ship better hurry!"

With that, Jack heads off into the plane of his own creation, and starts rebuilding the Hut.

[NullAshton]

I wonder what a null-space cannon firing into that gateway would do...

Anyway, the g-spike engines of my battlemoon use their drive to fix this universe. Wooooooohooo!

[RudyHuxtable]

Hey Hut Fans!

I've just extended an underhanded olive branch to the Bar and Grill. Seeing as how we made so much revenue from recent sporting events (that was some Air Hockey Showdown, huh?!) I've offered to install a wormhole to bridge the two establishments and create one super joint, OR I've offered to buy them out. Either way, some great things are brewing!

I'll keep you posted. Until then, stay righteous!

Bon Appetit!

[RudyHuxtable]

It would appear that my overtures to the Bar & Grill are being ignored. They seem to think that it's groovy to continue this crazy intergalactic restaurant war!

Do you know what the Huxtable says to that, kids?

That's right! GAME ON!

Let the beatings begin all around!

And don't forget to try the new Mushroom XiChung Burger!

Bon Appetit!

[Jack Simth]

NullAshton said:
I wonder what a null-space cannon firing into that gateway would do...

Anyway, the g-spike engines of my battlemoon use their drive to fix this universe. Wooooooohooo!

(A one-liner to fix a 3-4 paragraph post which ties itself into a previous post? Please.)

Glancing at the portal, Jack notices it still goes somewhere.
"Wha? Someone manage to stop the trap? Ah well, I guess I'll just call in that favor anyway, like I had originally planned."
Jack waves his hands briefly, and then stands there talking, apparently to the air.
"Yeah, is Yaranthozniaha available?"
...
"Great; could you put him on?"
...
"Yaranthozniaha, it's time to pay up one of those chips I won from you at our last game."
...
"Hey, you know I never gamble for cash; after all, what good is money to such as us?"
...
"I need you to turn up the entropy rating on a particular plane: " Jack lets out with a long string of liquid and oddly musical sounds "I don't have the all-surpassing patience to wait on natural decay in this instance."
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"Very. I want the big freeze and associated proton decay to happen in about an hour."
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"Five minutes till I can start to see results? Good. See you at next millenia's game."
With that, Jack briefly waves his hands again, turns around, and stares out the entryway portal. After a moment, he produces a small golem and sends it through; he then changes the channel on the TV, and it shows what the golem sees.

The golem looks up at the sun, and watches as it goes out, no longer being able to maintain any amout of energy. It watches as a nearby battlemoon crashes into the ground, able to neither maintain any potential energy in it's orbit nor enough thrust to fight gravity. Strangely, it doesn't explode on impact - it no longer has the energy necessary to do so; it all turned into useless waste energy. It's power systems simply couldn't keep up.

After a moment, the golem watches as the crumpled hull plating just seems to evaporate, as its heavier elements lose their binding energies and decay to elementary particles.

At this point, Jack casts a spell to make an announcement in the doomed plane:


"Better Hurry - that ship, she's a sinkin. All carbon-based life-forms will want to evacuate before carbon bonds can no longer maintain their structure."

[NullAshton]

NullAshton takes the time to quickly program a device powered by a zero point energy generator.. The device increases the gravitational energy of the entire universe, causing everything to collapse in on itself, into a large black hole before any further degration can occur. The device, now occupying another dimenson, immune to the increased entropy, rewrites the laws of the universe to remove entropy from increasing again, and sets everything else back to normal. The universe rebangs, and quickly rearranges itself to what it was before entropy was increased. Everyone is alive again, all the battlemoons are in orbit, and the sun is still shining. The device stays floating in those other dimensions, in case it is needed again. Everyone remembers what happened after enthropy was increased, however none of the effects are visible.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Strategia walks back in.

He doesn't look good.

He looks like he's been severely harassed by a T-Rex.

"I've been severely harassed by a T-Rex. They've got that darn Barry out in front again. He wouldn't let me in. He even turned down my Dimensional Rupture! Can you believe that?"

a quick glance at the faces in the Hut, all turned towards Strategia, reveals that they do believe it.

"Hank... get me a Galactic Core. Extra-strong. Don't hold back on the hyperquanta."

[NullAshton]

NullAshton starts to work on better stabilizers. At the same time, he starts construction on dimenisonal weapons.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Microsoft.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

BUT WHAT IS ORIGAMI III?!?!? Geez, are you trying to create massive sculptures so the enemy troops will stand in awe so ours can slaughter them without opposition?!?

edit: oh and my Armies have masses of Heavy Armor and Artillery, so your troops wouldn't be that much of a help NA..... no offence