The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

NA looks strangely at a point three meters in front of him in the air. Then his eyes grow to be the approximate size of a largish sombrero. The top of his head is being pulled into the dimensional singularity at his center of gravity. So are his feet. Eventually, he looks like something of a human donut before he vanishes with a smallish bang. Two seconds later, however, he reappears, safe and sound.

"You should sell this to an amusement industry, would go great as a rollercoaster."

Strategia hopes NA isn't mad at him for making him say three words.

edit: Happy NA?

[NullAshton]

Yes. Yes I am mad. Here's what I would have said.

"You should sell this to an amusement industry, would go great as a rollercoaster."

[RudyHuxtable]

Howdy Hut Fans!

As it turns out, profits for the Hut are up by 7,293%.

I'm starting to get swamped with work, and would like to hire a general manager. I'm taking applications.

Now, preferably the GM would be a woman, mid-20s, stunningly attractive and a lover of dorks.

I'll settle for one of you!

Bon Appetit!