The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Time for a spot of reminder..... he seems to have forgotten his own death.

[NullAshton]

So, what's the hut's longrange plans?

[RudyHuxtable]

Well, galactic conquest has sort of become a hobby for us, but I think continuing to provide tasty dishes to the universe is key. Of course, how we acquire recipes will have to be a case by case basis. The B&G for example, needed to be taught about the Hut's superiority.

Today's mission, however, is to eat ice cream.

[NullAshton]

Mmm... ice cream...

[Power Man]

Rudy Huxtable, Null Ashton, Strategia-In-Ultima, and the rest of the evil Huttites, or are they Huttarians, are sitting around eating ice cream and celebrating their apparent "victory" over the Bar & Grill.

The door opens and in walks a very small person in bright green Power armor. He walks up to the bar and looks over the menu. "I don't recognize any of these "drinks", and WHAT NO TRIBBLE WINGS !! What type of eatery is this place??

He orders a Spacial Rift and a Super Nova. Peering at the large fuming drinks he thinks to himself, "These look almost as bad as the warm brown sludge GT and his "Island Empire" Blokes drink.

He pours both drinks into a large pitcher. He adds in a pint of GT's Best Brown Sludge, a small four leaf clover, for luck, and 2 small onio….. OOPs. The mix starts to smoke. The small person slaps the lid on and slides the pitcher under a table. He pays the tab and quickly exits the Hut.

One nano second later there is a loud FOOSH !!!. The mix explodes and covers every one and every thing in the Hut with a Highly Toxic and Corrosive greenish brown GOO.
The GOO dissolves all organic items is a second. The rest of the stuff takes 2 seconds. This includes Rudy's book of recipes, and the "deed" to the Bar and Grill.

Null Ashton is reduced to a little pile of Ash.
Strategia is reduced to a badly pitted Crab Leg.

The GOO continues to Foam and expand. It fills the Hut and brakes out through the windows, doors, and air vents. It covers the Hut in a large smelly, mound of what looks like Moldy Bread Pudding!!!

How is that for Just Desserts!!!

Somewhere in another dimension a small very unstable wormhole appears over NullAshton's device. It drops down over the device and moves it three inches to the left, two dimensions to the right and one over. Of course this Voids the Warranty, and the device, like all devices, promptly breaks down. There is a small flash, a POOF of smoke, and a Loud BOINGGGGGG !!! No more resets with this thing…

Feeling pleased with himself the small Green Armored person turns and walks away.
He hums a little ditty "Today it is Easy Being GREEN " [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img]