The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[NullAshton]

Mmm... ice cream...

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Ooh Ooh Ooh do you have CARAMEL???

[Power Man]

Rudy Huxtable, Null Ashton, Strategia-In-Ultima, and the rest of the evil Huttites, or are they Huttarians, are sitting around eating ice cream and celebrating their apparent "victory" over the Bar & Grill.

The door opens and in walks a very small person in bright green Power armor. He walks up to the bar and looks over the menu. "I don't recognize any of these "drinks", and WHAT NO TRIBBLE WINGS !! What type of eatery is this place??

He orders a Spacial Rift and a Super Nova. Peering at the large fuming drinks he thinks to himself, "These look almost as bad as the warm brown sludge GT and his "Island Empire" Blokes drink.

He pours both drinks into a large pitcher. He adds in a pint of GT's Best Brown Sludge, a small four leaf clover, for luck, and 2 small onio….. OOPs. The mix starts to smoke. The small person slaps the lid on and slides the pitcher under a table. He pays the tab and quickly exits the Hut.

One nano second later there is a loud FOOSH !!!. The mix explodes and covers every one and every thing in the Hut with a Highly Toxic and Corrosive greenish brown GOO.
The GOO dissolves all organic items is a second. The rest of the stuff takes 2 seconds. This includes Rudy's book of recipes, and the "deed" to the Bar and Grill.

Null Ashton is reduced to a little pile of Ash.
Strategia is reduced to a badly pitted Crab Leg.

The GOO continues to Foam and expand. It fills the Hut and brakes out through the windows, doors, and air vents. It covers the Hut in a large smelly, mound of what looks like Moldy Bread Pudding!!!

How is that for Just Desserts!!!

Somewhere in another dimension a small very unstable wormhole appears over NullAshton's device. It drops down over the device and moves it three inches to the left, two dimensions to the right and one over. Of course this Voids the Warranty, and the device, like all devices, promptly breaks down. There is a small flash, a POOF of smoke, and a Loud BOINGGGGGG !!! No more resets with this thing…

Feeling pleased with himself the small Green Armored person turns and walks away.
He hums a little ditty "Today it is Easy Being GREEN " [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img]

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Just barely rescued from the GOO by extraction by an Asgard ship, Strategia stands on the bridge of his flagship, the HCS Huxtable, viewing the scene below on the big viewscreen on low magnification setting. (Setting the viewscreen to max magnification would allow you to count the bacteria on the leg of a flea at 500 lightyears distant.) He turns to his weapons and fleet control officers.

"Initiate a precision bombardment NOW. I don't want more than an Ion Beam's width inaccuracy. TAKE THAT GUY OUT!!!!!"

With that, the two officers get to work. Within half a second, the first plasma burst is away. The small green Kermit clone-looking idiot is surprised by a sudden very slight, thin wail. As he looks up, he sees a tiny red speck and stops, fascinated. The plasma burst gets closer and closer, and by the time the green dwarf knows what it is it's too late.

He breaks into a run, but the plasma hits the ground only five feet away from him, and the explosion not only severely wounds him, but also knocks him away about thirty feet. The next, much stronger plasma burst impacts the ground only two feet away. The blast completely vaporizes the green dwarf, he is now not more than a small, non-consistent puff of monatomic particles. The next few plasma bursts only wipe away a few empty warehouses.

Strategia "There now. Now, let's get the bio-reconstitution chambers online and regrow Ashton's and Rudy's bodies....."

[NullAshton]

Ashton comes out, and then is beamed onto his ship for retaliation against the B&G.

His velociraptoid troops begin marching towards the hut, armed with anti-proton blasters.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

The velociraptoroid troops are back, licking their wounds. This they do gladly, as their "wounds" are mostly just cream pies fired at them.

"Ashton good fellow..... this won't work. We gotta battle them with their own devices. We gotta face the enemy with what they use themselves. We gotta use CARTOON VIOLENCE. And I have just the thing for that right here....."

[NullAshton]

I'll watch from the background.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Heeheehee..... you should see what I've just done to the B&G folks!

[NullAshton]

I will

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

I am hereby officially calling it a day. I quit. I'll be drawing up a peace treaty soon, and I'll sign it with the B&G folks, whether you (Ashton) and Mr. Huxtable agree or not. You can continue warring if you like, if so then I won't, possibly I'll even open a new food joint.