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Old April 5th, 2005, 02:28 PM
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Strategia lets his COMCA rotate to face the neutronium Hut. A precision strike then follows, neatly taking out the standing-wave gravitational hologram remote-projector without even making the slightest of scorchmarks on the hull.

From now on if Ashton wants to talk to people on the ground he'll have to go down himself.
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A new holoprojector is rapidly placed on the hull of the hut.
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When Strategia walks in, he finds the Hut surprisingly empty, and all the escape pods have been used up.

A tumbleweed scurries along the floor.

Then he spots - IT.....
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If you've been playing with the cloning machine again, I'm going to kick you out of the Hut.
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I don't think you can clone an evil demonically possessed jukebox and get a possibly evil maybe demonically but certainly possessed fruit machine...

Not without some very serious mad science and evil physics at least.
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David sneaks in and sabotages the jukebox,.. it will now only play Barry Manalow and ABBA music/songs.

in the background the music plays and a chorus of "Money, Money, Money, Must be funny in a rich mans world,..." can be heard.

David takes a seat at his regular table and orders a tall glass of Amonkriean Ale and a straw..

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David sneaks in and sabotages the jukebox,.. it will now only play Barry Manalow and ABBA music/songs.

in the background the music plays and a chorus of "Money, Money, Money, Must be funny in a rich mans world,..." can be heard.

David takes a seat at his regular table and orders a tall glass of Amonkriean Ale and a straw..

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ABBA? How coincidental. My class is having an exchange program with a Swedish class this week. They're here now, and in two weeks we go there. So that's why I was pretty much absent for the past few days

(Hmm [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon18.gif[/img] , are you perhaps psychically gifted?)
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